Abram Sauer Online

15. November 2010

How to Slaughter a Turkey

Filed under: Yummy, Wisconsin, Real America, Elsewhere, Essays — admin @ 15:48

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“I would like to say something nice about the killing a turkey. I would like to say that dragging the knife across the bird’s throat is an elegant, silky motion. But that is not true. The bird’s dies loud and messy. It gurgles and twists and makes it known it wants it all to stop.”

Read it all at Esquire… (additional photo after the jump)

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3. September 2010

Getting Together is Great

Filed under: Yummy, Awesome — admin @ 13:14

Always.

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21. July 2010

Hubba Hubba. Come to Dadddy

Filed under: Yummy, Awesome, Branding — admin @ 07:08

I rarely, rarely, go all soft in the knees about a manufactured “thing.” But this pre-War BMW concept bike that turned up not too long ago mothballed away in some “top people” Indiana-Jones warehouse. Just show me the way to the petition.

OOOOH, mama!

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Via

21. April 2010

Grit and Bear it (get it?)

Filed under: Yummy, Real America, Awesome — admin @ 10:45

grit-bath.pngHoping to make it to the 2010 World Grit Festival? Well, too bad, it was last weekend:

“Over the weekend, the popular festival celebrated the fact that residents of St. George consume more grits, per capita, than any place in the world – a claim first made by a grits distributor to former St. George Piggly Wiggly owner John Walters in 1985″

For the record your 2010 Grit Eating Champion is Sheldon Fickling and Miss Grit 2010 is Roxanne Riser.

Grit Festival Poster 2010  after the jump.

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