Abram Sauer Online

All the Meet the Press roundtable pundits in the world don’t summarize the current state of the Republican party as well as this single tweet.

During Sunday Night Football, Budweiser debuted a commercial featuring the Los Campesinos! sony “You, Me Dancing.” Below is the song a the commercial isn’t online yet. But the use of the song doesn’t seem to be the end of the band’s involvement with the King of Beers.

A look at the Los Campesinos! Twitter page reveals some pro-Budweiser Tweets. Another after the jump.
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Team Argentina’s coach and top star, Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi (respectively) have anemic Twitter accounts. The adorable part? The only Twitter feeds each follows beside WorldCup2010 is the other’s.

Aw.

Looks like Sean “Real World Boston” Duffy has got some major national money behind his Duffy4Congress campaign to unseat David Obey in Wisconsin’s 7th district. See the “Obama’s Spending Architect” ad below.

Also, good to know that despite a respectable move to politics, The Duffster hasn’t forgotton him and his wife’s Real World roots. Their newest daughter’s name? Maragrita!

Watch the awesome MTV music video of the birth here.

*head explodes*

Jay Newton-Small is a congressional correspondent for TIME. She is in Haiti because, you know, were else would a reporter who covers Congress be? Her Tweet below just about sums up the matter of a surplus of reporters in the dying nation while doctors and medical professionals remain trapped in places like Turks & Caicos, unable to fly in because of a glutted runway. Even the Haitians appear to be able to do this bit of media analysis.

Fuck you Jay and all the other jackals down there pretending you are doing good by “bringing awareness.” You are no better than the Blackwater misery-profiteers you pretend to oppose.

“when u drive by.”  Indeed. Dig or get the fuck out you worthless fucks.

Can’t even bother to write out the words in a death condolence? Where’d those Iowa manners go?

Earlier: Shellie Ross