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16. June 2011

Tea Party Logic: The Socialists Control the Tea Party

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, No No NO, Real America — admin @ 11:27

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Here is the logo comparison crazed right wingers like the La Crosse County Republicans, are pointing to as proof to just who is pulling the strings of the Wisconsin protesters. Well, just what does this say then about the Tea Party.

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23. May 2011

Wisconsin Truck Sums Up New Wisconsin

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, No No NO, Real America — admin @ 10:56

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He’s saving the right side of the truck for 2012.

21. February 2011

Dead Spin

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Great! Now I have a Gawker Tag, Advertising — admin @ 23:55

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If you have a 13 inch screen or smaller and go to Deadspin right now, this is what you get. I know it’s all about the images and the ads but, c’mon…

24. January 2011

Fox News Art Dept. Finds Anti-Christ in Stock Art Collection

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO — admin @ 14:38

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Satan is here.

2. December 2010

Are You A Poor-aholic? No. No you are not.

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Failure — admin @ 09:12
“You may have a disease—a compulsive addiction to low-paying work.”

This is an actual thing. Written by an actual reporter.

4. November 2010

Victorious Candidiate Begings Hard Work of Governing by Firing Opponent

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, North Dakota — admin @ 15:46

The Grand Forks Herald headline says it all: “Walsh County sheriff wins re-election, fires opponent.” Of the many great passages of the article about the firing of the 19-year veteran, this is maybe the best:

“Wild said he consulted with the state’s attorney and a human resources official before firing Nord.”

27. October 2010

Worst Costume Awards: His and Hers

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Failure, Halloween — admin @ 11:45

And here are the worst his and hers costumes for Halloween 2010. If you find yourself wearing either of these (”one-eyed monster” / Twix bar), congratulations, you are a terrible human being. At least subtle racism, misguided politics, and outright bigotry prove that you care, at least a little, about the holiday. Unlike the below two people of whom one has to ask, “Why even bother?”

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17. October 2010

Say Anything Blog Says Anything

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, North Dakota — admin @ 15:19

Below are two recent screen-grabs from Rob Port’s Say Anything Blog, a cheerleader for tea party activism. Looks about what one would expect so many in that movement are really about.

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Of course, that’s not a question driven by racism at all. He’s just askin’, you know?!

13. October 2010

Wisc Voter Caging Plot Gets Fancy Video

Filed under: Wisconsin, Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America, Awesome, Advertising — admin @ 12:20

Here’s the snazzy video One Wisconsin Now put together detailing the story it broke about Wisconsin tea party leaders plotting with the organization American for Prosperity and the GOP to deter voting.

10. October 2010

Comedian Craig Robinson: Yankee Bandwagoneer

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, No No NO, Failure, Advertising — admin @ 19:41

Nike’s new ad campaign is themed “boom!” As expected, it’s slicker than a non-stick fry pan, chock full of all the best personalities money can buy. Even the hilarious Hot Tub Time Machine and The Office comedian Craig Robinson is in one version. One problem, Robinson grew up in Chicago, went to college at Illinois State, got his masters at Chicago Saint Xavier U. and got his start at that city’s legendary Second City troupe. So here’s his Nike commercial featuring him cheering for the Yankees’ Robinson Cano.

Congratulations Craig, becoming a Yankees fan means you’ve really made it. Just ask one of the team’s other bandwangon jumping sellouts.

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