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It’s voting day! Yes, that is Ron Johnson and me at Lambeau Field. To read more about our deep friendship go to Esquire or to The Awl.

READ IT at Esquire.  After the jump, a modern Brett Favre scandal in one stupendous act.

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Tim T-Paw Pawlenty, outgoing governor of Minnesota and GOP Presidential hopeful, found an old local news report background in a dumpster and decided to record a message for Obama’s visit to the People’s Republic of University of Minnesota. I cannot decide what my favorite part is, where the governor criticizes Obama for spending money, including the $2 billion in stimulus Minnesota gladly accepted or the “Minnesota Nice” passive aggression at the end.  What’s yours?!

Ladies and gentlemen, Tim will be here all week. Try the veal and remember to tip your waitresses.

“Being a characteristically tight Minnesotan, outgoing Governor Tim Pawlenty’s Freedom First PAC doesn’t just spend its money all over town.  Oh No.  It wants some value for its bum dollar.

If you are a struggling Republican candidate dreaming about Pawlenty’s gravy pipe of corporate dough — Atria, Qwest, AT&T, Comcast, BNSF, Boeing, even Target! — the governor wants you to motivate your followers into going to the Freedom First website to vote.”

Read my piece for Secrets of the City.

The hot new trend in Hollywood this year? Pull-Ups! Below are three A-list actors doing pull-ups in 2010 films. Can you name them all?

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Authentic Randy Moss New England Patriots jerseys now selling  on eBay for $12.

Duffy will assure “logrolling” is not a gay term in Washington DC.

Ah jolly old England, you make costume shopping much more fun. Especially with stuff like this.