Abram Sauer Online

31. December 2011

All-Minneapolis Muslim: Were Lowe’s and Kayak Right to Pull Ads?

Filed under: People's Republic of Minnesota, Real America, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 15:44

Recently, at the urging of American Christians in Florida, Kayak.com and Lowe’s pulled sponsorship of the show “All-American Muslim.” The Florida Family Association insisted the cable reality show, which follows a number of Muslim Americans though their daily lives, was “attempting to manipulate Americans into ignoring the threat of jihad.”

As a sometime resident of Minneapolis, I find myself on a daily basis in close proximity to many American Muslims. Most Americans may not know this, but the largest city in Minnesota boasts the highest population of Somalis in North America. Almost all of them are Muslim. Dangerous Muslims. Just last month, a Minnesota woman was found guilty of sending money to Somali terror group al-Shabab. The group has even successfully recruited young men from the local community to travel back to Africa.

To test the contentions of the Florida Family Association, I secretly went out into Minneapolis’s Somali community to observe the true nature of the Muslim Americans not protected by the manipulative glossy Hollywood crap of The Learning Channel. (more…)

21. June 2011

Photos Surface of Anti-Obamacare Senator McCain Benefitting from Socialized Health Care

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 12:40

john-mccain.jpgJohn McCain has said he is dedicated to repealing and replacing “Obamacare.” During the 2008 campaign, McCain also accused Obama of being a socialist.

Well, obviously Senator McCain is a hypocrite. In the above undated photo, the senator can clearly be seen benefiting from socialized health care. We look forward to the senator’s retraction and apology.

(This is actually how political commentary works now. Everyone ready for 2012?)

27. January 2011

Obama is a F.I.B.

Filed under: Wisconsin, Awesome, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 09:55

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Denver Post cartoonist Mike Keefe has inadvertently created the funniest Wisconsin political cartoon of the year. Via

27. December 2010

Scanner Dan Bringing Friendster, Sexy Back.

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, Awesome, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 09:48

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Cards and well wishes may be sent care of The Curb Outside the Pipefitter

15. December 2010

The Ultimate Insurance Pitchman Quiz

Filed under: Gaaaah!, brandchannel, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 13:02

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Can you name that insurance pitchman?

6. December 2010

The Awl: The T-Shirt

Filed under: I need a new tag, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 12:51

I’m late to the part but yesterday The Awl imagined what a “The Awl” t-shirt might look like. But anyone with any real familiarity with the central nervous system of The Awl would know the below shirt is much more true to heart. Or, maybe this could be the version with STAFF printed on the back.

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19. November 2010

Russell Crowe Poster Designers Not Even Trying Anymore

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 09:22

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14. November 2010

Dallas Superbowls are Like Buffalo Playoffs

Filed under: football, Twitter is a Force for Evil, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 17:38

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12. November 2010

Palin / Sauer 2012

Filed under: Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Admin — admin @ 09:14

Abe is no better than Sarah Fucking Palin in that regard.

8. November 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Unstopable Trains Edition

Filed under: Awesome, this thing that thing, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 13:52

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