Dead Spin
If you have a 13 inch screen or smaller and go to Deadspin right now, this is what you get. I know it’s all about the images and the ads but, c’mon…
21. February 2011
24. January 2011
12. January 2011
Sick Joke is Not a Joke: Haitian Day of ‘Fasting’
Yes, a day of fasting in Haiti. Fasting. In Haiti. There are jokes to be made but, I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you Franklin Graham?
6. January 2011
30. December 2010
In Russia, Snow Shovels You!
Again from the Library of Congress’ immacuate collection:
Emperor Nicholas II shovelling [sic] snow in the park at Tsarskoe Selo, Russia, where he and the royal family were interned, 1917 .
See, even the fu**ing Emperor had to shovel snow.
27. December 2010
Scanner Dan Bringing Friendster, Sexy Back.
Cards and well wishes may be sent care of The Curb Outside the Pipefitter
24. December 2010
Pawlenty Family Wish You a Merry Christmas. Freedom First PAC Pays for the Wish
Uh Oh. Somebody at the Tim Pawlenty campaign is going to be getting a lump of coal for Christmas. The link to “Support Tim Pawlenty’s Freedom First PAC” in the Presidential hopeful’s Christmas card/fund-raising email, is broke. The code behind the link is “http:// support tim pawlenty’s freedom first pac paid for by freedom first pac. not authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee. www.timpawlenty.com /” Whoopsie! Good thing the Donate Now button below it works.
This brings us to the second question: Is Mary Photoshopped in this Christmas photo? Because it really looks like Mary is Photoshopped in this photo. (Did Pawlenty go “to the cloud?“)
Finally, please note that while the fine print at the bottom of the card may be mistaken as the spirit of Christmas, it is actually a disclaimer about how the Freedom First PAC paid for the Pawlenty family’s Christmas card. And what says protecting the spirit of the holiday from the War on Christmas more than “$5,000 maximum contribution per calendar year is not tax deductible for federal income tax purposes?”
20. December 2010
Tommy Thompson, Wisconson Governor, Packer Fan, Drunkard
Governor elect Walker, before you take office, I suggest you take a look and see how the last Republican governor of the great state of Wisconsin won numerous reelection campaigns.
Mr. Walker, will you be willing to get blotto and go in front of tens of thousands of other drunks and declare a state Packer day? You better, because that’s 110,000 votes right there.
