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To honor the Badgers in today’s Rose Bowl, below is the most “Wisconsin” photo I have ever seen.

Go Badgers!

Governor elect Walker, before you take office, I suggest you take a look and see how the last Republican governor of the great state of Wisconsin won numerous reelection campaigns.

Mr. Walker, will you be willing to get blotto and go in front of tens of thousands of other drunks and declare a state Packer day? You better, because that’s 110,000 votes right there.

READ IT at Esquire.  After the jump, a modern Brett Favre scandal in one stupendous act.

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Nike’s new ad campaign is themed “boom!” As expected, it’s slicker than a non-stick fry pan, chock full of all the best personalities money can buy. Even the hilarious Hot Tub Time Machine and The Office comedian Craig Robinson is in one version. One problem, Robinson grew up in Chicago, went to college at Illinois State, got his masters at Chicago Saint Xavier U. and got his start at that city’s legendary Second City troupe. So here’s his Nike commercial featuring him cheering for the Yankees’ Robinson Cano.

Congratulations Craig, becoming a Yankees fan means you’ve really made it. Just ask one of the team’s other bandwangon jumping sellouts.

Who needs TMZ Sports when you have Deadspin Favre coverage? That guy even has a star.

Authentic Randy Moss New England Patriots jerseys now selling  on eBay for $12.

I can find something undermining to say about this for sure. But why try? Up by 35, one team lets a running back with down syndrome house a 50-yard run. There may be no crying in baseball, but this is football.