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4. November 2010

Victorious Candidiate Begings Hard Work of Governing by Firing Opponent

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, North Dakota — admin @ 15:46

The Grand Forks Herald headline says it all: “Walsh County sheriff wins re-election, fires opponent.” Of the many great passages of the article about the firing of the 19-year veteran, this is maybe the best:

“Wild said he consulted with the state’s attorney and a human resources official before firing Nord.”

2. November 2010

Ron Johnson Endorses Abe Sauer

Filed under: Real America, Wisconsin, Awesome, Elsewhere, Essays, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 09:39

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It’s voting day! Yes, that is Ron Johnson and me at Lambeau Field. To read more about our deep friendship go to Esquire or to The Awl.

26. October 2010

In Which Green Bay Women Save Brett Favre

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READ IT at Esquire.  After the jump, a modern Brett Favre scandal in one stupendous act.

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21. October 2010

Red Dawn Remake Better than Expected

Filed under: Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 16:32

A new ad from the Responsible Citizens Against Government Waste.

17. October 2010

Say Anything Blog Says Anything

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, North Dakota — admin @ 15:19

Below are two recent screen-grabs from Rob Port’s Say Anything Blog, a cheerleader for tea party activism. Looks about what one would expect so many in that movement are really about.

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Of course, that’s not a question driven by racism at all. He’s just askin’, you know?!

14. October 2010

Tea Party Witches: Sean Duffy Joins O’Donnell

Filed under: Wisconsin, Gaaaah!, Tricky, Real America, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 11:19

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Here is Sean Duffy mocking fellow tea party candidate Christine O’Donnell. Sean is the “Lumberjack” Candidate for Congress in Wisconsin’s 7th District. Just how lumberjack is he? After the jump… (more…)

8. October 2010

Tom Pawlenty PAC Hosts ‘Republican Idol’

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“Being a characteristically tight Minnesotan, outgoing Governor Tim Pawlenty’s Freedom First PAC doesn’t just spend its money all over town.  Oh No.  It wants some value for its bum dollar.

If you are a struggling Republican candidate dreaming about Pawlenty’s gravy pipe of corporate dough — Atria, Qwest, AT&T, Comcast, BNSF, Boeing, even Target! — the governor wants you to motivate your followers into going to the Freedom First website to vote.”

Read my piece for Secrets of the City.

6. October 2010

Finally Some Economic Growth: eBay Market for Moss Patriots Jersey Exploding!

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, Awesome, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 12:07

Authentic Randy Moss New England Patriots jerseys now selling  on eBay for $12.

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5. October 2010

Sarah Palin has a Halloween Costume

Filed under: Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Halloween — admin @ 15:01

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28. September 2010

One Costume Shop Probably Not Getting Past Google Safe Search

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Halloween — admin @ 09:45

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Ah jolly old England, you make costume shopping much more fun. Especially with stuff like this.

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