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Chatrooms. Is there anything more horror-filled? How about Apple product placement!?

The grindhouse ’sploitation flick Machete is on the way. Guns? Yes. Bombs? Yes. Knives? Yes. Boobies? Hell yes. Apple product placement? Um, sure, why not…

Its another Desert Eagle Friday! This week, the gun makes the poster for the gritty Italian gangland film Gamorrah. Just how poor, destitute Italian slum gangsters can get their hands on $2,500 is anyone’s guess. But they sure look stylish.

Weeks without a Desert Eagle Friday! As already noted, The Losers, opening this weekend, is in love with the Desert Eagle’s characteristic brand of hand-cannon. In both the trailer title sequence and the film, the DE makes a prominent appearence.

EXCLUSIVE: Must Cite Abe Sauer’s shitty little diary blog. 

Extensive research into the recently released Forbes Magazine  Forbes Fictional 15 shows that Forbes magazine failed to disclose a former relationship with Fictional 15 selection Adrian Veidt. A photograph of Veidt’s desk from an unknown period (below) indicates Veidt appeared on a former Forbes cover. The nature of the Forbes/Veidt relationship over the exclusive cover is unknown, and undisclosed.

ALSO: This thing.

Get Him to the Greek has Macs. Not at all surprising.

Most of Hot Tub Time Machine may take place in the 1980s but it looks like Apple gets its iPhone some screen time before the time traveling actions starts.

The poster for Middle Men certainly appears to boast a little Apple Product Placement.

After the jump, the Mac keyboard fro the poster.

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