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Governor elect Walker, before you take office, I suggest you take a look and see how the last Republican governor of the great state of Wisconsin won numerous reelection campaigns.

Mr. Walker, will you be willing to get blotto and go in front of tens of thousands of other drunks and declare a state Packer day? You better, because that’s 110,000 votes right there.

I don’t even know where to begin in the number of ways local commercials are superior to snazzy high-priced national spots. For example, this wonderful piece of marketing below is probably more effective and memorable than ten Old Spice Guy ads.

It’s voting day! Yes, that is Ron Johnson and me at Lambeau Field. To read more about our deep friendship go to Esquire or to The Awl.

READ IT at Esquire.  After the jump, a modern Brett Favre scandal in one stupendous act.

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Here’s the snazzy video One Wisconsin Now put together detailing the story it broke about Wisconsin tea party leaders plotting with the organization American for Prosperity and the GOP to deter voting.

Authentic Randy Moss New England Patriots jerseys now selling  on eBay for $12.

I can find something undermining to say about this for sure. But why try? Up by 35, one team lets a running back with down syndrome house a 50-yard run. There may be no crying in baseball, but this is football.