Abram Sauer Online

22. November 2010

Deadspin Notes Pervert’s “Peephole Question” Re: Erin Andrews While Using Screeshot of Andrews Peephole Video

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Great! Now I have a Gawker Tag, Failure, Elsewhere — admin @ 14:06

What a difference a year makes:

“CBS Discusses “Serious Violation” Of Erin Andrews’ Privacy By Airing Video In Which Her Privacy Is Violated”

– July 21, 2009; Deadspin

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– November 22, 2010; Deadspin

19. November 2010

Russell Crowe Poster Designers Not Even Trying Anymore

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 09:22

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15. November 2010

How to Slaughter a Turkey

Filed under: Yummy, Wisconsin, Real America, Elsewhere, Essays — admin @ 15:48

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“I would like to say something nice about the killing a turkey. I would like to say that dragging the knife across the bird’s throat is an elegant, silky motion. But that is not true. The bird’s dies loud and messy. It gurgles and twists and makes it known it wants it all to stop.”

Read it all at Esquire… (additional photo after the jump)

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14. November 2010

Dallas Superbowls are Like Buffalo Playoffs

Filed under: football, Twitter is a Force for Evil, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 17:38

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12. November 2010

Palin / Sauer 2012

Filed under: Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Admin — admin @ 09:14

Abe is no better than Sarah Fucking Palin in that regard.

8. November 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Unstopable Trains Edition

Filed under: Awesome, this thing that thing, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 13:52

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4. November 2010

Victorious Candidiate Begings Hard Work of Governing by Firing Opponent

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, North Dakota — admin @ 15:46

The Grand Forks Herald headline says it all: “Walsh County sheriff wins re-election, fires opponent.” Of the many great passages of the article about the firing of the 19-year veteran, this is maybe the best:

“Wild said he consulted with the state’s attorney and a human resources official before firing Nord.”

2. November 2010

Ron Johnson Endorses Abe Sauer

Filed under: Real America, Wisconsin, Awesome, Elsewhere, Essays, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 09:39

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It’s voting day! Yes, that is Ron Johnson and me at Lambeau Field. To read more about our deep friendship go to Esquire or to The Awl.

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