The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen!
Hello genius. This is an email from the Colorado gubernatorial race. Full text after the jump but this is the best part:
“The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen with a rubber comfort grip, perfect for studying in school or writing the next Great American Novel. Best of all, the user will be constantly reminded of the importance of intellectual honesty.”
Dear riend,
Scott McInnis has embarrassed the entire state of Colorado. Media outlets from across the state, as well as politicians on both sides of the aisle and thousands of ProgressNow Colorado members have called on McInnis to withdraw from the gubernatorial race. But, McInnis has convinced himself that his plagiarism of water essays by a Colorado Supreme Court Justice—in order to falsely represent himself as a ‘water expert’—is no big deal.
McInnis is wrong. As The Denver Post said in a recent editorial, “the plagiarism and other issues have cumulatively so damaged McInnis’ credibility that we do not believe he can be an effective governor.”
Show your friends that Scott McInnis doesn’t represent you or Colorado. Get your Plagiarism Pen today–only a $5 donation including shipping. Hurry, limited quantities available. When they’re gone, he’s history!
We’re delivering a Plagiarism Pen to Scott McInnis’ office, but we’ve saved one for you! The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen with a rubber comfort grip, perfect for studying in school or writing the next Great American Novel. Best of all, the user will be constantly reminded of the importance of intellectual honesty.
All proceeds from the sale of McInnis Plagiarism Pens will help ProgressNow Colorado hold the right wing accountable this fall. Thank you again for helping us do so!
Sincerely,
Alan Franklin
ProgressNow Colorado
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