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Hey ladies, how turned on are you by this hypothetical date?

Yes, this is an actual ad from Stayfree. Here is another.

If you Google “1990s,” do you know what the fourth highest Google result is?  It’s not OJ Simpson. Not the first Gulf War or some Yugoslavian war.  Not Nelson Madela’s election in South Africa. Not Hong Kong’s return to China.Not Ytzhak Rabin’s assassination.Not the Kobe earthquake. Not even the Monica Lewinski blowjob.

It is, no kidding, a Heritage Foundation report that “Tax Cuts, Not the Clinton Tax Hike Produced the 1990s Boom.”

The GOP France. Ironically awesome.

If you speak French it is probably three times as funny.

This film will not meet my expectations.

Here is Michelle Bachmann’s first campaign ad. Looks like Joe the Plumber will need that unemployment extension after all as Jim the Election Guy has taken his job.

Is Jim bowlegged?

Run, don’t walk, to bid on this Sarah Palin-signed Fighting Sioux of North Dakota hockey jersey. You too can have in one product two symbols of preposterous Americana: Rhetoric-justified stubborn bigotry and Sarah Palin’s signature…

Bidding is near $5,000.

The question is, who is the unpatriotic gasbag who would sell such a fine symbol of our nation?

Minneapolis, MN– Seven zombies and their attorney will be paid $165,000 under a settlement they have reach with the Minneapolis city attorney’s office… The protesting zombies were allegedly walking in a stiff, lurching motion, while carrying four bags of sound equipment that was projecting music from an iPod.

Seen in the Wisconsin Sate Fairgrounds Horse Barn.

Will it be The Awl, Slate or Salon. Gooooooooo hometeam!

My goodness, Bachmann, Pawlenty, Kline, Coleman and Paulsen? All for Tom Emmer?! It’s a Minnesota gay hate supper party! You can join them too at The Home of Marty & Anne Davis, 26310 Birch Bluff, Shorewood, MN