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21. April 2010

It’s Like I don’t Even Unerstand You Anymore

Filed under: Uncategorized — admin @ 09:13

Via Deadspin, here is professional hockey player Brian Boyle.

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Yes, I said professional athelete. A hockey player no less, not like, a tennis star or ping-pong champ. Hockey players are basically a combination of soccer and basketball players except only those players’ most violent lack of self regard characteristics. Meanwhile, wasn’t the whole point of being a hipster doofus that you were a misunderstood artist who couldn’t wait to escape your small school that only rewarded sports to make it to the big city where you could express yourself (by dressing like a combination of Eastern European tourists and 8-year-olds)?

Is he wearing TWO leather jackets?

Come on people, I count on my stereotypes to get me through the days. Stop messing around like this.

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