Slate Finally Makes Transition from Publication for the Insufferable Self-Absorbed Contrarian to Publication for the Insufferably Self-Absorbed
Bravo, Slate. Bra. Vo. This is what you’ll be remembered for:
“I Did Not Love My Adopted Child. The painful truth about adoption.“
Hey, Slate, I’ve got a story pitch for you: “I Molested my Daughter. The painful truth about how some dad’s find their kids sexy.”
It’s about 1,200 words. Guaranteed 100,000 page views and at least three NPR and one Fox News booking.