Are You Without Employment, Self-Respect?
Did you know the Ritz-Carlton South Beach employs a “tanning butler” who walks the grounds during peak tanning hours applying sunscreen to guests’ nooks and crannies as requested? Well, they need a new one:
“The Ritz is hiring a new tanning butler! “We’re looking to fill the position immediately with someone who’s outgoing, positive, energetic and recognizes the role as a brand ambassador,” said Payer. If you think you fit the bill (Requirement #1: The position is for men only) contact the Ritz-Carlton South Beach for details. It’s a good gig, if you can get it — the last tanning butler is on his way to Italy for an Armani modeling gig.”
Hear that? Upward mobility!