Crom!
“Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But William Smith is your father, Smith and he lives in the earth. Once, giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Smith, and they took from him one true role. Smith was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire 
and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot self-respect and left it on the spreadsheet. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of a good remake has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts, not Lionsgate.”
Hopefully he dies right away. I also now better understand how the original bagged James Earl Jones.