Matt/Kevin/Tom/Paul Drudge is Not Pleased
Ha! So Matt Drudge finally makes it to the pinnacle of recognition in America by becoming a question on the nightly Pat-Sajac’s-nemesis show “Who Whats to be a Millionaire.” Drudge is even honored by being in the $4,000 early “easy,” everyone-should-know-this round of questions… you know, where they put Star Wars shit and sayings like “Early _____ gets the worm”: 1. Alligator 2. Fish 3. Mastodon 4. Bird.
And Matt is PISSED; the woman has NO IDEA! She has to phone Skype that opaque Utah Mormon genius who won Jeopardy! and then spun that fame off into a job helping the mentally challenged on lesser shows. And he was only “pretty sure.”
I wish I had those sirens to put on this because, ha, sirens… on a blog!
Ha! “Kevin”