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Checking in on the daily update in Deadspin Erin Andrews hypocritical outrage, we see a post about Andrews’ 911 call to complain about paparazzi outside her house.

Dismissing the questionability of using 911 for paparazzi (seemingly) peacefully camped outside one’s home (something Deadspin never questions), the site concludes the transcript with a rejoinder to other sites posting Erin Andrews speculation:

“TMZ says the reporters left without incident. To the lunatic fringe out there that believes beyond all reason and sense that Erin Andrews is somehow basking in the attention now, I think “Mom, can you see their license plates?” is a pretty clear rejoinder.”

The lunatic fringe they refer to is a nutjob post from a guy who believes the whole peephole cam was set up by Andrews herself. A 9/11 Truther of the Erin Andrews scandal, I suppose. But like the 9/11 Truthers, this theory is not believed by any sane human (which is why sports fans seem to be giving it legs).

So Deadspin gets to once again bang away at Erin Andrews for that boner-inducing little views fireball (which, BTW, nearly every single Erin Andrews Deadspin post has now achieved), while at the same time pointing to somebody far worse than themselves, making it look like they (Deadspin) is defending Andrews and shedding light in the this affront to civility, instead of last year when, say, the site was speculating about whether of not anyone would be able to unseat her as Playboy’s Sexiest Sportscaster of the Year or say, linking to the Who Would You Do Tournament (without any “pretty clear rejoinders” about such distasteful stuff) or just linking to every single unremarkable Erin Andrews sighting some reader sent in (which of course allowed Deadspin to link to even more photos of her without stooping so low as to have to run them).

Also noteworthy: All Deadspin Erin Andrews stories now run a conservative her-with-the-laptop-on-the-couch photo.  You know, not her from behind, or, about to deep throat a sandwich under the heading “Assorted ColdCut Poon.” Choice comment from starred commentors: “Only thing that would make this photo better is a smattering of mayo on her right cheek.”; “Given the pork in that sandwich, how many offers shall Ms. Andrews have for the other other white meat?”; and “No teeth!!!!” From unstarred commentors: “Does she swallow the sandwich, or just spit it out when she’s done?”; and “Can she take the whole thing or does the gag reflex kick in?” Meanwhile, choice comments from the most recent Erin Andrews posts: “I even feel guilty listening to this 911 call. Yeesh, poor girl.”; “Christ, that’s sad. She’s still getting violated.“; and “god how creepy.”

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