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28. July 2009

She Was Rockin’ the Beer Gut

Filed under: Failure, Ha Ha Ha, North Dakota — admin @ 11:00

During a summer walk the other night this song from Trailer Choir was blaring at a small, neighborhood backyard party and people were straight-out cold going berserker singing along. An it’s hard to defy the song’s catchines:

5 foot something, cherry bomb she had everything going on
The first thing that caught my eye
She was rockin’ the beer gut and I love the way she’s not ashamed
Rockin’ the beer gut well it’s just some extra love around her waist
Rockin’ the beer gut she’s more than hot, she’s everything and with the blue jeans a little tight around her butt
Pretty little girl’s, rockin’ the beer gut

Now, Queen was into the girls with the slightly obese bottoms but this seems to be a dangerous new level of acceptance of America’s current health predicament. North Dakta is currently ranked the 22nd most obese state, which, I suppose, isn’t that bad. It still means that there are 38 states less obese. According to the “F as in Fat Report”: “North Dakota has the 22nd highest rate of adult obesity in the nation, at 26.7 percent and the 5th lowest of overweight youths (ages 10-17) at 25.7 percent, according to a new report by Trust for America’s Health (TFAH) and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation (RWJF).”What that means is that North Dakotans are largely a healthy bunch until they become adults. So she may be rockin’ the beer gut now but she may soon be rocking the diabetis stump foot. Sexy.RELATED: “More to Love, the new dating competition show from Mike Fleiss (”The Bachelor”), follows one regular guy’s search for love among a group of real women…”

For those keeping score on the English language, “real” now means “overweight.”

I will certainly be watching this show and reporting back on how that main guy will be a sweet chubby dude whose TV fame will allow him to attract an “unreal” women and how the women on the show will get left behind.

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